Booty Flake

I Ain't Mad

Blonde's

Q: How can you tell that a blonde's been baking chocolate chip cookies?

A: There's M&M shells all over the floor.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall

Forgetful chicken

Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.